I have a friend who is very normal and does just fine in public places, until he sees a CLEARANCE sign in a retail store. In that moment his eyes glaze over and he takes on the aspect of a zombie, moving in a herky-jerky fashion towards the bargain rack. It doesn’t matter what the agenda is or was for the day; he isn’t satisfied until he’s looked through the entire inventory and purchased (usually) at least one new golf shirt or other apparel. That he already owns 100 golf shirts doesn’t matter. Over the years his friends and family have come to humor him and simply accept this as one of his many vices.
I can see where this has added no small amount of drama to my life. Every morning I get up and look to see if I had any unwelcome overnight visitors. Is it a bad sign when you think you are getting to enjoy the smell of Deer Away?
Did you ever see my reply to one of your emails where I was talking about my Deer service? I do remember those mornings and the anxiety that it caused me. It is definitely the best money I have ever spent.
Saw the headline "50% Off Perrenials" and my first thought was "Do perennials come in large?"
Alas, your article was about plants not polos. For the record your zombie-like friend has only 73 golf shirts at the moment. Playing about 100 rounds a year, there's always room for more.
You sir, are certifiable. However, if you are going to be breaking 90 with some degree of regularity, you might as well be well-dressed while doing it. Of course there is always the issue of closet space.
Looks great but indeed you like to dance with the devil. Hostas are crack to deer. I couldn’t take the heartbreak! God speed, sir.
I can see where this has added no small amount of drama to my life. Every morning I get up and look to see if I had any unwelcome overnight visitors. Is it a bad sign when you think you are getting to enjoy the smell of Deer Away?
Did you ever see my reply to one of your emails where I was talking about my Deer service? I do remember those mornings and the anxiety that it caused me. It is definitely the best money I have ever spent.
Saw the headline "50% Off Perrenials" and my first thought was "Do perennials come in large?"
Alas, your article was about plants not polos. For the record your zombie-like friend has only 73 golf shirts at the moment. Playing about 100 rounds a year, there's always room for more.
You sir, are certifiable. However, if you are going to be breaking 90 with some degree of regularity, you might as well be well-dressed while doing it. Of course there is always the issue of closet space.